“Amoeba ass is so hot.”
“He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass.”
“Why are you so interested in amoebas?""Oh, they're immortal," he said, "and sort of shapeless and flexible. Being aperson is getting too complicated.”
“I don't give a rat's ass what Garrett's favorite color is. And for the record, I have a vagina, so I'm well aware of the fact I can look hot without looking slutty.”
“Put an egg in your shoe and beat it, make like a tree and leave, imitate an amoeba and split.”
“This might be the last time you get to drive the beef bus to tuna town,” I say. “You’d better make it good, so I don’t have any excuses to forget your hot ass.”