“Moose had no friends that year. A lot of the time a moose would feel tired and lean against other moose. Only there wouldn't be moose there and the moose would fall.”
“Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.”
“Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth”
“In theory, when yoou're done with training, you should be able ot kick a hole in a wall or eknock out a moose with a single punch.""I would never hit a moose," said Clary. "They're endangered.”
“Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it.”
“The face of the moose is as sad as the face of Jesus.”