“Abel Muranda fought off furious red ants with mandibles that could cut through a miser's padlock.”
“An Abel Muranda without his wife and children would be a wandering bachelor without any dignity. He would sleep in caves and feed on wild berries. But no matter how lonely life became, he would never come to a place like this”
“When giants fought, ants were crushed.”
“Abel snores pornographically, like a prince sleeping off an orgy.”
“The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!”
“Lies, Betrayal, and Infidelity are like having a million red ants on you.It starts off with a sting and ends with bites that eat away at you painfully and slowly until there is no more of you left.”