“You know, there are several gay men on the faculty. Professor Montag makes jelly beans look colorless(...)”
“Mills & Boon and Harlequins are like colourful jelly beans, you can't get enough of...”
“Old professors never die, they just lose their faculties.”
“You know you look good if you can make a gay man open his mouth and then snap it shut.”
“Everyone at school seems to go by a nickname. Kat, Frosty, Bronx, Boo Bear, Jelly Bean, Freckles.”
“You look hot. The straight men will want you, the gay men will want beauty tips, and the women will want to scratch your eyes out. If that isn't the stuff of fairy tales, I don't know what is.”