“I shouldn't be allowed to think when I'm drinking.”
“The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.”
“My family shouldn't have to put up with me. They're good people, solid, happy. Sometimes when I'm with them I think I'm on television.”
“If anyone thinks that I amn't divineHe'll get no free drinks when I'm making the wineBut have to drink water and wish it were plainThat I make when the wine becomes water again.”
“I'm thinking that I shouldn't have filed my nails last night.”
“When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.”