“Oh Sweet Jesus. Sweet mother fucking fuckery of fucks.”

“Holy shit, did they just kill off that fish’s wife?” I blurted in shock.“Yep,” Gavin replied. “That big, mean fish ated her.”He said it so calmly – like it was no big deal that a sweet, loving cartoon fish just got murdered. What the fuck was wrong with this movie? This couldn’t be appropriate for kids. I didn’t think it was appropriate for me.”

“FUCK YOU, SAM I AM!”

“Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw,”

“I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE GREEN EGGS!”

“Did you see that? The fuck I give. It went that way.”

“It's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don’t care if there is a room full of witnesses”