“Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw,”

“Oh Sweet Jesus. Sweet mother fucking fuckery of fucks.”

“Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me that four-year-olds get woodys? I am not equipped to deal with this shit, Liz.”

“A few seconds of silence lapse, and I knew Carter was waiting for me to mention the huge "I'm pregnant" elephant in the room. Fuck that elephant! he can just sit there in the corner eating peanuts and shitting on the tile while giving me looks of disgust.”

“FUCK YOU, SAM I AM!”

“I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE GREEN EGGS!”

“Did you see that? The fuck I give. It went that way.”