“You know what happens when you assume things?”I left out a sigh. “You make an ass out of you and me.”…“No, you just make an ass out of you. Me, I would never be this assy”
“You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.”
“When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.”
“when you assume you make an ass out of u and me !”
“We had the whole 'when you assume you make an ass out of you and me' speech in school.”
“Assume' makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.”