“Your tits are like Bounty. The quicker dick picker upper.”

“Jesus is the quicker picker-upper.”

“He was evidently a most captivating good-time Charlie, quick with his dick and quicker to split.”

“I don’t like tit for tat. I like tit for tit. Bring on the boobies!”

“Poker isn't all about the cards. Poker's mostly about attention. You got a woman whose legs are like yours, tits are like yours, hair is like yours and ass is like yours, all she's gotta do for me is sit there and half the men at the table won't be concentrating on their cards. They'll be thinking about your legs, tits, hair and ass, how much they want 'em and just what they'd do to get 'em.""I appreciate the compliment, Ty, but I don't think I'm all that.""You got a dick?"I felt my mouth twitch.Then I answered, "No.""Trust me”

“Good lord woman. If i had tits like yours I'd own half the world by now.”