“I hated it when literally was used for non-literal things. I popped the tab on my soda can and returned her grin. Over my dead body... literally.”
“He flashes me his dimple-laden grin, and I faint. No… literally. I fainted.”
“I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.”
“Toby Zeigler: There's literally no one in the world I don't hate right now.”
“I was leaving nothing to chance, and literally refused to be caught unarmed with my pants down.”
“Forks was literally my personal hell on Earth.”