“Jewish vampires: blood can’t be kosher… can it?”
“Are you going to wolf out and eat me now?""Certainly not, you'd be stringy and hard to digest.""But kosher.""I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes in your direction.”
“Jewish vampires: We turn into cats not bats bwaaahaha”
“Jewish vampires: Starve me to death? Seriously? Then what?”
“Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly human”
“A vampire's thirst can only be quenched by the blood of their loved ones.”