“Jewish vampires: Starve me to death? Seriously? Then what?”
“Jewish vampires: Crosses & holy water won’t hurt me whatcha gonna try next?”
“Vampires? You think vampires are real? Seriously?""The werewolf is asking me if I believe in vampires?”
“Jewish vampires: blood can’t be kosher… can it?”
“A starving child is a frightful sight. A starving vampire, even worse.”
“Jewish vampires: We turn into cats not bats bwaaahaha”