“No book is ever perfectNo piece of art is ever perfectNo meal I cook is ever perfect But at some point we have to eat...”
“Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly human”
“Jewish vampires: Crosses & holy water won’t hurt me whatcha gonna try next?”
“Jewish vampires: We turn into cats not bats bwaaahaha”
“Jewish vampires: blood can’t be kosher… can it?”
“Jewish vampires: Starve me to death? Seriously? Then what?”