“Do you usually show so little self restraint, special agent? Or do you ask all the girls to marry you?”

“I’m mad at you because I love you, not because I want you dead.”

“Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can't take the girl because she's what? some kind of ninja witch?”

“(when Sabastain asks for a mandake root harvested by the the new moon at crossroads, Garnet responds)...... Why not just ask for it grown under a gallows?”

“The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish”

“NOTHING goes exactly as planned.Make your OWN destiny”

“Families, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em ..”