“Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can't take the girl because she's what? some kind of ninja witch?”

“I’m mad at you because I love you, not because I want you dead.”

“Families, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em ..”

“Do you usually show so little self restraint, special agent? Or do you ask all the girls to marry you?”

“The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish”

“(when Sabastain asks for a mandake root harvested by the the new moon at crossroads, Garnet responds)...... Why not just ask for it grown under a gallows?”

“NOTHING goes exactly as planned.Make your OWN destiny”