“You mean to tell me you're mourning the loss of someone who never existed?”

“God knows we all have to at least try to justify our behavior so we don't feel too guilty about it later.”

“We all know so goddamn well what's best for other people that it seems unnecessary we get to know them before imposing our will on them.”

“Yolo.”

“Never never never compare yourself to the beautiful girls. There's always someone gorgeous who will make you feel like you're not. It's a total confidence buster!”

“Never believe anyone who tells you that you don't deserve what you want.”

“There is a widespread sense of loss here, if not always of God, then at least of meaning.”