“It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes.”

“English, however, is kinky. It has a predilection for dressing up like Welsh on lonely nights.”

“Beauty is about perception, not about make-up. I think the beginning of all beauty is knowing and liking oneself. You can't put on make-up, or dress yourself, or do you hair with any sort of fun or joy if you're doing it from a position of correction.”

“What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.”

“Thinking like ethical people, dressing like ethical people, decorating our homes like ethical people makes not a damn of difference unless we also behave like ethical people.”

“It was a summer night: laughter fell softly: it was the sort of night that if you wasn't making love to a woman you feel like you was the only person in the world like that”