“life is like drawing a picture with a permanent marker, you screw up and it messes up the whole thing”
“You're both so screwed up alone that together you're like the perfect mess.”
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”
“I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning.”
“Rumor has it: when you marry a Walsh you are set for life. Only one thing can screw it up.”
“Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.”