“No goal is impossible. Some things simply take more effort, more time, and more improvising that others.”

“The only thing more boring than watching golf, is listening to people talk about the golf they are watching.”

“In fact, I don’t understand religion at all and as far as I can see the only thing it does is hasten the slaughter of people who generally seem to be minding their own business.”

“An author is just someone who remembers their dreams a little better than some others.”

“Why ruin my sister's birthday simply because the entire planet was going to hell in a hand basket?”

“freedom is what your born with in America, joining the military is how you pay back uncle sam for giving you that freedom”

“Things remained unsaid will remain unheard”