“The only thing more boring than watching golf, is listening to people talk about the golf they are watching.”
“They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.”
“I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I`m really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it.”
“I watch basketball like I watch baseball: I don’t. I’d much rather watch grass grow. Actually, golf isn’t that bad.”
“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.”
“The coma ward was boring yet difficult. Like golf.”