“In Chicago, Illinois, you / are really at home / whether you like it or not, baby, / &, whether you like it / or not / You Are My Friend / so don't pees me off!”

“You are who you are, whether you like it or not, so why not like it?”

“You shouldn't ask me whether I like him or not. The way you mean it, I don't suppose I like anybody.”

“Nothing seems really to matter, that's the charm of it. Whether you getaway, or whether you don't; whether you arrive at your destination orwhether you reach somewhere else, or whether you never get anywhere atall, you're always busy, and you never do anything in particular; andwhen you've done it there's always something else to do, and you can doit if you like, but you'd much better not.”

“The only way to really know whether or not you will like a book, is to read it.”

“Maybe that's why people don't like you. You make it obvious you don't care whether people like you or not. That makses some people angry.”