“The problem isn't that I've hit rock bottom. The problem is that I haven't.”
“If I want a man I'll go to a cheap bar, like any other sane woman. I, for one, haven't hit rock bottom.”
“Because', she said, 'your problems are not real problems. You're dating two beautiful girls at once. Think about it. That's like...having rock-star problems.''Having rock-star problems may be the closest I ever get to being an actual rock star.”
“The first casualty of hitting rock bottom is vanity.”
“Your problem isn't the problem, it's your attitude about the problem.”
“When you decide to hit rock bottom, humiliation is part of the deal.”