“Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday.”
“Valentine's Day. The most ridiculous Hallmark excuse for a holiday ever.”
“It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.”
“Thanksgiving is the holiday that encompasses all others. All of them, from Martin Luther King Day to Arbor Day to Christmas to Valentine's Day, are in one way or another about being thankful.”
“Roses are red, Violettes are bllue,Valentines day is consumerous crap,now don't you have ironing to do"Unlikely thing to read in a valentines day card”
“VALENTINE: Are you talking about Lord Byron, the poet?BERNARD: No, you fucking idiot, we're talking about Lord Byron, the chartered accountant.”