“I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. ”

“Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians--except for the occasional mountain lion steak.”

“If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective. ”

“I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.”

“I don't like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.”

“To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic.”

“When the law disarms good guys, bad guys rejoice.”