“Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians--except for the occasional mountain lion steak.”
“I was eating a steak at a local restaurant last night, when a random woman said: "Y'know, you'd be much better off being a vegetarian." "Are you crazy?" I said, "The cow was a vegetarian and look what happened to it!”
“Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?”
“Eating together happily can best be crowned by the vegetarian foods.”
“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
“Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.”