“Playing the game means treating your dogs like gentlemen, and your gentlemen like dogs.”

“Look at me, see how I resemble a puddle of dog vomit? Won't you please throw your fingers to your teeth and be wildly fascinated by me?”

“Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs.”

“Create until nothing is left to create andThe universe bursts with an overworked sigh thenPretend to pretend to re-crown the creation andSing the same thing 'til the clouds start to cry and thenOver and over and over again and thenOver and over andNever again”

“Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen. Soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts. Football is a beastly game played by beasts.”

“God it set them yappin on the slope like dogs and he turns to us, the judge, with that smile of his, and he says: Gentlemen. That was all he said.”

“Do as you like with me. I'm your parcel. I have only our address on me. Open me, or readdress me.”