“Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.”

“Money. The trickiest substance in life--as it's the way we keep score, measure our worth, and think we can control our destinies. Money: the essential lie.”

“Money. The ultimate motivation. The ultimate way of keeping score.”

“Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you’re keeping score, you’ll lose at your own game.”

“a few of the principles by which I live: A good gag is worth any amount of time, money and effort; never draw to fill an inside straight; always keep score in games, never in love; never say 'Muskrat Ramble'; always keep them guessing; never listen to the same conversation twice; and (this is the hard part) listen to no one.”

“Being a good man has nothing to do with how many touchdowns you score. But maybe, rather, how you play the game.”