“There is no substitute for hard work and taking responsibility for own own lives. And there is no substitute for love, patience, kindness and acceptance.”
“Anybody can get worked up, if they have the intention. It's peacefulness that is hard to come by on purpose.”
“Giving up one activity does not guarantee you will take up a more worthy substitute.”
“If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.”
“Crazy people can add character to a place. If the ambience in your bar is off, or your lobby has gone inexplicably stale, consider picking up a lunatic. They're not hard to come by, and the often work for free. A lot of tattoo shops have one. Larger places might find it handy to keep two or three around.”