“If a cigarette butt in the bottom of a beer bottle had a voice it would be the voice of Phil Tufnell.”
“Kaye took another drag on her cigarette and dropped it into her mother's beer bottle. She figured that would be a good test for how drunk Ellen was--see if she would swallow a butt whole”
“Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer... If one of those bottles should happen to fall, there'd be how many bottles of beer on the wall?”
“God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.”
“And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles.”
“If some wizard would like to give me a present, let him give me a bottle filled with the voices of that kitchen, the ha ha ha and the fire whispering, a bottle brimming with its buttery sugary smells . . .”