“People who don't read fiction really scare me.”

“Chapter one is where you reach out your hand to the reader and say, "Come, let's have an adventure together.”

“Probably a good idea, let me know how it ends""I already know how it ends""You read the ending first?""I always read the ending before I commit to the whole book.""If you know how it ends, why read the book?""I don't read for the ending. I read for the story".”

“Oh, this time I was doing the gossiping. You should really dismiss me for disloyalty, not to mention the disrespect I'm showing right now by talking to you like this.”

“It has been suggested that hanging out with a dust bunny who carries a purse might have a negative impact on my image as a hard-core crime fighter.""Don't be ridiculous. It's a very nice clutch.”

“why are you ending our engagement then?""Because of the reason you fought it" (The duel)"I don't understand.""I know”

“It's a far greater friend, one who speaks the truth despite risk of retribution.”