“I know all about the tyranny of women.”
“Men are all the same, they think that because they came out of the belly of a woman they know all there is to know about women.”
“I know a lot about women and their suffering, but I still know almost nothing about men.”
“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
“You know what they say about consultants, don't you? They know all the moves in the Kama Sutra but don't know any women.”
“Women want the fairytale. Not all women, of course, but most women grow up dreaming about the kind of man who would risk everything for them, even knowing they might get hurt.”