“The show is over. The monkey's dead!”
“Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you dead, or does needle drugs or something. Then it's wrong, and a bad monkey.”
“Look, as my mama always said, 'One monkey don't stop no show.”
“You must show him your monkey: I am sure he will like that.”
“I'm not saying it's cold but that brass monkey over there is looking really worried.”
“Maybe I had found true love. Not that true love is a bitter, rotten dead monkey in a box. But then again, maybe.”