“Time is the longest distance between two places.”

“I didn't go to the moon, I went much further—for time is the longest distance between two places”

“In philosophy, as in politics, the longest distance between two points is a straight line.”

“From The Self-Mover's Bible; The Longest Distance between Two Points is a ShortcutMost of us look at a map and instinctively plot a trip based on the shortest distance or as the crow flies. The difference here is that you aren’t flying a crow you’re driving a truck. Unless you are personally familiar with the alternative route your quickest and safest route is the Interstate. 500 miles of smooth sailing on a six-lane highway takes less time to drive than 400 miles on winding two-lane country roads. The Interstate was made for trucks.”

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”

“Laughter is the closest distance between two people.”