“Monsters have the worst taste in women.”
“CONFESSION NO. 1 Most women find the bloating, cramping, and bitchiness of PMS bothersome at worst. I turn into a monster a week before my period…literally.”
“Monsters are bad things, but monsters that do not walk and talk like monsters are the worst.”
“You become the monster you fear the worst, so the monster won't overtake you.”
“Guys don't want women with good taste, guys want women who taste good.”
“Oh, the strawberries don't taste as they used to and the thighs of women have lost their clutch!”