“A true friend never asks you to feed their imaginary fish. Or fertilize their imaginary crops.”

“MarkBaynard: If you start hanging out over here, won't your Facebook Friends miss you?Abby_Donovan: Those people weren't my friends. If they had been, they wouldn't have sent me all those annoying quizzes.MarkBaynard: A true friend never asks you to feed their imaginary fish. Or fertilize their imaginary crops.Abby_Donovan: Although with a little coaxing, I might be persuaded to take home your imaginary kitten. So how is Twitter different from Facebook?MarkBaynard: Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything.”

“what is an imaginary friend? are there also imaginary enemies?”

“A writer's life is never boring when you have imaginary friends to play with!”

“Some people believe in imaginary friends. I believe in imaginary numbers.”

“True stories deal with hunger, imaginary ones with love.”