“MarkBaynard: You know what they say- dying is easy; comedy is hard.”

“MarkBaynard: I figured out in the first grade that it was better to crack a joke than somebody's skull.”

“MarkBaynard: If you start hanging out over here, won't your Facebook Friends miss you?Abby_Donovan: Those people weren't my friends. If they had been, they wouldn't have sent me all those annoying quizzes.MarkBaynard: A true friend never asks you to feed their imaginary fish. Or fertilize their imaginary crops.Abby_Donovan: Although with a little coaxing, I might be persuaded to take home your imaginary kitten. So how is Twitter different from Facebook?MarkBaynard: Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything.”

“Abby_Donovan: I bet you were one of those uber-cool teachers like Mr.Chip, weren't you?MarkBaynard: I was more like Mr.Kotter or that guy from GLEE who looks like the love child of Orlando Bloom & Justin Timberlake.Abby_Donovan: Your female students were probably writing "I love you" on their eyelids and listening to "Don't Stand So Close to Me" on their Walkmans.[...]Abby_Donovan: Goodnight Mr.SchuesterMarkBaynard: Goodnight Miss PillsburyAbby_Donovan: Goodnight PuckMarkBaynard: Goodnight RachelAbby_Donovan: Goodnight KurtMarkBaynard: Goodnight QuinnAbby_Donovan: Goodnight FinnMarkBaynard: Goodnight Sue Sylvester, you heartless but oddly sexy beastAbby_Donovan: Goodnight ArtieMarkBaynard: Goodnight Tweetheart...”

“Since you're probably going to die, you might as well know- I love you nearly as much as I hate you."His eyes fluttured just once as he murmured, "Me too.”

“You care enough to play hard to get.”

“Max: "You'll never be good enough to deserve her, you know."Ash: "God doesn't always give you what you deserve," Ash said quietly. "Sometimes he gives you what you can't live without.”