“Noses run. Feet smell.”

“To say someone is a vision is to pay them a great compliment. If you say that they look a sight it is a grave insult.”

“Why is it that a man with hair on his head has more hair than a man with hairs on his head?”

“Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.”

“Why is abbreviation such a long word?”

“I wanted to prove myself worthy of the girl I loved. I wanted to be able to return and lay not only my heart, but the world, at her feet.”

“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.”