“Noses run. Feet smell.”
“We also have noses that run and feet that smell.Sometimes the universe just doesn't make sense.”
“My facial features smell as rugged as a rose looks. Isn’t my nose the most romantically smelling thing?”
“They say that a cat, if it falls from a window andhits its nose, can lose its sense of smell and then, because cats live bytheir ability to smell, it can no longer recognize things. I’m a cat that hitits nose.”
“You should never put the new antlers of a deer to your nose and smell them. They have little insects that crawl into the nose and devour the brain.”
“Not the five feet of water to your chin but the inch above the tip of your nose.”