“To say someone is a vision is to pay them a great compliment. If you say that they look a sight it is a grave insult.”
“Why is it that a man with hair on his head has more hair than a man with hairs on his head?”
“Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.”
“Why is abbreviation such a long word?”
“Noses run. Feet smell.”
“You pay God a compliment by asking great things of Him.”
“You can't love someone just by looking at them. That is lust. Not saying love can't come fast, but it doesn't come first.”