“Why is abbreviation such a long word?”
“The abbreviation for Brazil, BRA, makes me think of breasts. I have no idea why.”
“The abbreviated exam week meant that Wednesday was the last day of school for us. And all day long, it was hard not to walk around, thinking about the lastness of it all.”
“Arizona is the A to Z of abbreviations.”
“Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words?”
“And that's why people no longer care which words they use as long as they use lots of them.”