“Why is it that a man with hair on his head has more hair than a man with hairs on his head?”
“To say someone is a vision is to pay them a great compliment. If you say that they look a sight it is a grave insult.”
“Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.”
“Noses run. Feet smell.”
“Why can't there be love that never gets tired?”
“If you don't believe in yourself, why should anyone else?”