“Why is it that a man with hair on his head has more hair than a man with hairs on his head?”

“Why is abbreviation such a long word?”

“To say someone is a vision is to pay them a great compliment. If you say that they look a sight it is a grave insult.”

“Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.”

“Noses run. Feet smell.”

“He buried his hands in the rich velvet of her hair. “I thought I’d die for wanting you.”

“I had never seen so much hair on a man. It covered all of his face and grew way down to his chest, maybe lower, but he didn't have hair where it counted, on top of his head.”