“Give a man an inch he will try to give you six in return.”

“Show me a man or a woman alone and I'll show you a saint. Give me two and they'll fall in love. Give me three and they'll invent the charming thing we call 'society'. Give me four and they'll build a pyramid. Give me five and they'll make one an outcast. Give me six and they'll reinvent prejudice. Give me seven and in seven years they'll reinvent warfare. Man may have been made in the image of God, but human society was made in the image of His opposite number, and is always trying to get back home.”

“Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.”

“the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs.” You have to love Anita Blake… ...”

“Well, duh. He was six feet, six inches tall and built like a brick shithouse.”

“Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six.”