“what came first the chicken or the egg?The chicken. That is how it got knocked up in the first place.”
“I wondered about her chicken-and-egg relationship with Dad. Which came first? Her helplessness or his controlling?”
“Enjoy your Evening.""That will depend on the menu. If it's beef, it will be a tolerable meal. If it's chicken..." Elliot shuddered. "What is the point of chicken?""Eggs?”
“So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis that chickens cackled all the time and eggs came out of the back of them.”
“Man, they got mosquitoes 'round this place big enough to rape a chicken.”
“The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg.”