“It's all eggs and milk in here, and those have expiration dates, so.”
“Labels are necessary, for dating purposes. I’m not talking about gay versus straight. I’m talking about milk versus its expiration.”
“Oh God. “Jenks, you aren’t a carton of milk with an expiration date. You look great—”
“We only live once. We all have an expiration date after that we will never come again. I am not saying that to make you sad. I am saying that so you can cherish each moment in your life and be grateful that you are here and you are Special”
“If your milk is expired, you don't have enough time on your hands. There's always time for cereal.”
“We're mortal, yet without a known expiration date. It's an inevitable fate worthy of acceptance, but not deserving of predictions.”