“Through the door came a being of intense vivacity, impeccable sartorial integrity, and intermittent intelligibility.”

“I thought you just told me they used radio.”They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat.”

“He raised his sunglasses and saw a young woman in an impossibly brief dress with an improbably welcoming smile”

“This woman was truly what he wanted, and therefore he was truly afraid for the first time.”

“I love the movie "Titanic." It's my favorite romantic comedy!”

“Don't let me get into your head. I will twist it and alter it until even you won't recognize yourself. You cannot begin to comprehend the power I possess. I can harm you in any way impossible.”

“I used to think I knew love. But now, I realize I didn't. I didn't know love until I met Shelby.”