“there IS none”

“English should not stoop to embrace the lowest common denominator. Rather, society should step up and grant the language the respect it deserves.”

“nothing furnishes a room like books”

“one of the most famous split infinitives ... To boldly go”

“the use of profanity for effect to be a practice of the weak-minded”

“A life without challenge, a life without hardship, a life without purpose, seems pale and pointless. With challenge come perseverance and gumption. With hardship come resilience and resolve. With purpose come strength and understanding.”

“There are many rhymes about magpies, but none of them is very reliable because they are not the ones that the magpies know themselves.”