“Men cheat. They lie. They love porn. The don't respect you and don't care if they hurt you. It's the fucking breaks. Women divorce 'em 'cause we can't tame 'em or train 'em or control 'em like we do household pets. End of story.”
“Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'. And ain't no sense worryin' about the things you don't got control over, 'cause if you don't got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'.”
“Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.”
“..we all do it. We talk about people we don't like until they become famous. Then we love 'em.”
“find em, fool em, fuck em, forget em”
“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!”