“My friends tried to ignore my quirks since they didn't have a clue what to do about them. It didn't seem hard on them though. They were already trained to ignore their parents' alcohol abuse, constant bickering, serial marriages, and nonsensical advice.”
“When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.”
“That was the rule that you never mixed up troubles at home with life at school. When parents were poor or ignorant or mean, or even just didn't believe in having a TV set, it was up to their kids to protect them.”
“That boy made me realize, for a while at least, that my parents were wrong, and I didn't have to be like them.”
“How had I become middle-aged while the ravages of time ignored her? I didn't know and didn't care, and before I could stop them, the words were already out. "You're beautiful," I murmured.”
“Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.”