“If you're being honest, you don't have to tell THE truth. Only God knows THE truth.”
“The Theist tells us that the truth is god exists,the Atheist tells us that the truth is there is no god,while the truth tells us we don't know.”
“You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny.”
“Don't tell the truth. You don't have to.”
“I'm only telling you on the truth," he said. "If you can't stand the truth, don't ask for it.”
“If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory”