“thanks to all my friends at hodder-stoughton UK”

“my dad left my mom because of me know because i was born but because of my condition,i'm a retard knot retard”

“A big seizure just kind of grabs the inside of your skull and squeezes. It feels as if it's twisting and turning your brain all up and down and inside out. Have you ever heard a washing machine suddenly flip into that bang-bang-bang sound when it gets out of balance, or a chain saw when the chain breaks and gets caught up in the gears, or an animal like a cat, screeching in pain? Those are what seizures felt like when I was little.”

“Don't drink; it's bad for you.”

“Have talent, work hard, get lucky!”

“If you're being honest, you don't have to tell THE truth. Only God knows THE truth.”

“Heresy is usually quite sophisticated, actually has a meaning, and is to be taken very seriously. It is therefore to be carefully distinguished from turgid, pretentious, badly-written Bullsgeshichte, to use the technical German theological term.”