“I'm male. You rubbed your...femaleness all over me. I didn't think. I reacted.”

“I'm not sure I even need a lover, male or female. Sometimes I think I'd settle for five good friends.”

“Well? What do you think?I think you’re the most amazing female I’ve ever met. And I would like to fuck you all night long. Bend over. What do I think about what?She sighed. Typical male.”

“In the long history of male and female relations all the way back to the Garden, I can't think of one in which a woman's anger ever won over a man.”

“Edward glanced at me, then back at Olaf. "The Greeks believed that once there were no male and female, that all souls were one. Then the souls were torn apart, male and female. The Greeks thought that when you found the other half of your soul, your soul mate, that it would be your perfect lover. But I think if you find your other half, you would be too much alike to be lovers, but you would still be soul mates.”

“I think that lion females are really lesbians and the males are used strictly for their sperm”